Saturday, February 21, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
cerita ketam dan kodok
Cerita yg bermula dengan huruf K
Ketam ketip kuku kakinya. Kawan karib Ketam, Kodok, kata kepada
Ketam,"Kenapa kau ketip kuku kaki kau, Ketam... kenapa?" Ketam kata, "Ku
ketip kuku kakiku kerana kuku kakiku kelurut... kakakku kata, kalau kuku ku
kelurut, kita kena ketiplah!" Kodok kentut kekeliruan. Kodok kata
kekalutan,"Kadang-kadang kalau kukuku kelurut, ku ketip kenapa keluar
kudis?" Ketamketawa,
Kah..kah..kah..kah..kih..kih..kih..kih..Kuh..k uh..kuh..kuh!!Kodok..Kodok.....kenapa
kadar kebodohan kau ketara keterlaluan?" Kodok kata kepada Ketam, "Ketam.
Kenapa kau ketawakan ku?"
Ketam kilas, "Kelakar." "Kelakar ke kurang-ajar?" kata Kodok. Kerana
kemarahan Kodok keterlaluan, Kodok keperok kepala ketam kuat kadar
kilat."kelekuk !", kepala Ketam kehancuran kerana kena keperok Kodok. Ketam
kata, "Kodok.. Kodok.. kenapa kau keperok kepalaku? Kan kesakitan."Kesian
Ketam. Kerana kurang-ajar, kepala kena keperok.
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RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
love story - taylor swift
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
love suicide - edwin mccain
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
stranger - hillary duff
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
capital e - bittersweet
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
what about now - chris daughtry
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
to roam - robert pattinson
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
far away - nickelback
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
closer - ne-yo
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
the great escape - boys like girls
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
jenny - the click five
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
confession of the broken heart - lindsay lohen
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
you and me - lifehouse
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
unbreakable - fireflight
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
into the night - carlos santana and chad kroeger
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
last night - p.diddy ft. keyshia cole
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
you belong with me - taylor swift
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
unwell - matchbox twenty
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
when i'm gone - simple plan
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
wherever you will go - the calling
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
gadis dalam koma - the times
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
P.S I Love You Soundtrack - everything we had - the academy is..
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
that's what you get - paramore
huahuahua . i lovee my motto!!! . ahahahaha =)
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
love story - taylor swift
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
love suicide - edwin mccain
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
stranger - hillary duff
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
capital e - bittersweet
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
what about now - chris daughtry
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
to roam - robert pattinson
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
far away - nickelback
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
closer - ne-yo
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
the great escape - boys like girls
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
jenny - the click five
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
confession of the broken heart - lindsay lohen
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
you and me - lifehouse
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
unbreakable - fireflight
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
into the night - carlos santana and chad kroeger
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
last night - p.diddy ft. keyshia cole
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
you belong with me - taylor swift
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
unwell - matchbox twenty
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
when i'm gone - simple plan
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
wherever you will go - the calling
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
gadis dalam koma - the times
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
P.S I Love You Soundtrack - everything we had - the academy is..
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
that's what you get - paramore
huahuahua . i lovee my motto!!! . ahahahaha =)
I NEED YOU!!!!!
i need you tonight
i need you right now
cause you are important to me
you have to be with me
cause i feel like an idiot without you
i couldn't find a way to work out this thing
please, oh , come back to me!
i feel hopeless, terrible and frustrated without you!
i don't know what to do!
come back to me!
i hope i will find you soon
i need you!
my USB cable!
SUCKS MAN!
i lost my USB cable . i don't believe this . i thought tonight will be a calm nite for me . instead i lost my USB camera cable . i searched everywhere like crazy!! . all part in my house but i still can't find it! . i asked my mumi if she saw it, my sis, but all they say is, freaking annoyying 3 words, " I DON'T KNOW ". damn it! . i was so crazy searching for it until i got all sweaty . 1-0-1-YUKS! . so i had shower for the 3rd time this day because of that stupid USB!! . i tried my sis's cable but it didn't fit my camera . great!
now how am i supposed to connect my camera to the pc huh?? . using what? . electric cable infront of my house huh?
I'M A TOTAL LOOSER NOW
i need you right now
cause you are important to me
you have to be with me
cause i feel like an idiot without you
i couldn't find a way to work out this thing
please, oh , come back to me!
i feel hopeless, terrible and frustrated without you!
i don't know what to do!
come back to me!
i hope i will find you soon
i need you!
my USB cable!
SUCKS MAN!
i lost my USB cable . i don't believe this . i thought tonight will be a calm nite for me . instead i lost my USB camera cable . i searched everywhere like crazy!! . all part in my house but i still can't find it! . i asked my mumi if she saw it, my sis, but all they say is, freaking annoyying 3 words, " I DON'T KNOW ". damn it! . i was so crazy searching for it until i got all sweaty . 1-0-1-YUKS! . so i had shower for the 3rd time this day because of that stupid USB!! . i tried my sis's cable but it didn't fit my camera . great!
now how am i supposed to connect my camera to the pc huh?? . using what? . electric cable infront of my house huh?
I'M A TOTAL LOOSER NOW
Monday, February 16, 2009
to them rite now
some words that i want to say to them right now .
Diida,
weyh ble nk kluar nih ? . ak da jumpe atie ari sabtu mggu lps . planning nk kluar la kan . ko ade free ke? . owh hah, ak nk potog rambut pendek ini macam bleh ka? . rase teruja plak ak nk potog rmbut pendek lagi . kali ni mmg series pendek . rambt depan ak nk wat yg kiri tu blkg die lebih kurang kanan itu macam la . hahaha . cane? . smart x?
Atie,
ak lupe nk tanye ko la aritu . ko curl rmbut ko brape hinggit ha? . hahaha .
Bavi,
ape ce? . kata nk celebrate birthday arini? . tak jadi plak?
Azza,
sy da email pprwork tu kat amalina . awk go through ok?
Kiela,
ble agak2 konsert rihanna tu nak wat balik? . haha . ko igt la sgla pesan ak dgn diida kat ko ea? . huhu =)
Sis Ling,
ble ko free weyh? . 28 aribulan ni ak de plan la . nk ko teman ak .
Sufi,
sy de bende nk cite kat awk .
Shamimi,
ak nk tarik diri la 17 aribulan ni . ak tak nak pegi .
Minhad,
ak siku ko kang! . slalu pukul 3 pagi kaco ak nk tido . sori, ak tak kuasa nk layan la . pehal nye sampai ko nk call2 ak pepagi buta? . kucing ko mati ke? . ke ko melepak kat Amat Tomyam tu la en? . weyh, balik rumah la jge mak ko, jge bapak ko ke . apeda . mentang2 ade motor baru da tak balik rumah da . mak ko pn cite kat ak tau . ko slalu merayap . ape nk jadi la?. keje pn asyik berhenti2 je . haiyh! tak tau la ak!
Alif,
aii skrg da makin sibuk dgn gym ea? . pm pun kalah sibukny . lupe da ke? . ble nk blanje fida makan lg ni? .
Fauzi,
sori la malam aritu mse kat yok mampir . ak btul2 la nk jmpe ko dlu sblm balik kn tapi ak trus je balik tak cakap pape dgn ko . ko pun mse tu keje en? . ak tgok ko tak pandang ak pn ='( . hahaha . and sori la skrg ak jarag msg ko . ko pn da jarag msg ak kn? huhu . weyh, sape yg wat steak tu? . kureng masak skit la daging die . ak terasa cam makan lembu idup je . lagi satu kuah die tu kan kurag mantap la . kne tambah kn black pepper, lebih pekat sikit and kuragkn lg skit masin tu . coleslaw sedap! . haha . anyway thanks a lot sbb jd waiter ak . huhu . naseb baik ko kwn ak klu tak ak da report kat bos ko . serving lmbt ah...pnat je ak tggu . huhu . ble2 mse ko free ko msg la ak ea? . rindu kat ko . huahuahua .
Mereka,
mane yg dah bace apa yg ak nk ckp, ko reply la balik kat ak ea . mane yg tak, hurm, kne tggu la kjap coz ak tga tak de kredit ni . ak cba akan tunaikan ape yg ak ckp kat cni . huhu . mane yg da bce and terasa ke sorila mintak maaf byk sgt . ak ckp pn sbb ak tak dapat nk cakap kat ko depan2 so ak tulis la bg ko bce .
You,
definitely don't have any business with this thing . so ignore it . got any problem? . bcoz i didn't write to you? . you can just keep it to yourself alone . for what? . it's not like i have anything to say to you .
Diida,
weyh ble nk kluar nih ? . ak da jumpe atie ari sabtu mggu lps . planning nk kluar la kan . ko ade free ke? . owh hah, ak nk potog rambut pendek ini macam bleh ka? . rase teruja plak ak nk potog rmbut pendek lagi . kali ni mmg series pendek . rambt depan ak nk wat yg kiri tu blkg die lebih kurang kanan itu macam la . hahaha . cane? . smart x?
Atie,
ak lupe nk tanye ko la aritu . ko curl rmbut ko brape hinggit ha? . hahaha .
Bavi,
ape ce? . kata nk celebrate birthday arini? . tak jadi plak?
Azza,
sy da email pprwork tu kat amalina . awk go through ok?
Kiela,
ble agak2 konsert rihanna tu nak wat balik? . haha . ko igt la sgla pesan ak dgn diida kat ko ea? . huhu =)
Sis Ling,
ble ko free weyh? . 28 aribulan ni ak de plan la . nk ko teman ak .
Sufi,
sy de bende nk cite kat awk .
Shamimi,
ak nk tarik diri la 17 aribulan ni . ak tak nak pegi .
Minhad,
ak siku ko kang! . slalu pukul 3 pagi kaco ak nk tido . sori, ak tak kuasa nk layan la . pehal nye sampai ko nk call2 ak pepagi buta? . kucing ko mati ke? . ke ko melepak kat Amat Tomyam tu la en? . weyh, balik rumah la jge mak ko, jge bapak ko ke . apeda . mentang2 ade motor baru da tak balik rumah da . mak ko pn cite kat ak tau . ko slalu merayap . ape nk jadi la?. keje pn asyik berhenti2 je . haiyh! tak tau la ak!
Alif,
aii skrg da makin sibuk dgn gym ea? . pm pun kalah sibukny . lupe da ke? . ble nk blanje fida makan lg ni? .
Fauzi,
sori la malam aritu mse kat yok mampir . ak btul2 la nk jmpe ko dlu sblm balik kn tapi ak trus je balik tak cakap pape dgn ko . ko pun mse tu keje en? . ak tgok ko tak pandang ak pn ='( . hahaha . and sori la skrg ak jarag msg ko . ko pn da jarag msg ak kn? huhu . weyh, sape yg wat steak tu? . kureng masak skit la daging die . ak terasa cam makan lembu idup je . lagi satu kuah die tu kan kurag mantap la . kne tambah kn black pepper, lebih pekat sikit and kuragkn lg skit masin tu . coleslaw sedap! . haha . anyway thanks a lot sbb jd waiter ak . huhu . naseb baik ko kwn ak klu tak ak da report kat bos ko . serving lmbt ah...pnat je ak tggu . huhu . ble2 mse ko free ko msg la ak ea? . rindu kat ko . huahuahua .
Mereka,
mane yg dah bace apa yg ak nk ckp, ko reply la balik kat ak ea . mane yg tak, hurm, kne tggu la kjap coz ak tga tak de kredit ni . ak cba akan tunaikan ape yg ak ckp kat cni . huhu . mane yg da bce and terasa ke sorila mintak maaf byk sgt . ak ckp pn sbb ak tak dapat nk cakap kat ko depan2 so ak tulis la bg ko bce .
You,
definitely don't have any business with this thing . so ignore it . got any problem? . bcoz i didn't write to you? . you can just keep it to yourself alone . for what? . it's not like i have anything to say to you .
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